: Jackie Moon It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears! Two aimless middle-aged losers still living at home are forced against their will to become roommates when their parents marry. Ron Burgundy is San Diego's top-rated newsman in the male-dominated broadcasting of the 1970s, but that's all about to change for Ron and his cronies when an ambitious woman is hired as a new anchor. Bobby Dee | From there on in it's up to Jackie, Monix, and the whole team to fire up some wild and crazy events for the crowd and actually learn to play the sport properly for once in order to reach their dreams.Will Ferrell has made a bunch of funny movies already. : Release Dates : Jackie Moon Caprice Dress - Spumoni. Jackie Moon: I, Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear. Jackie Moon [wrestling Dewie the bear]  Jackie Moon's American Basketball Association team languishes in last place, with few fans in the seats. Brought a secret weapon. B. D. Coller, Northern Illinois University. : Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Jackie Moon : If you have a small child, use it as a shield! Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't play drunk. We were all here, we all heard what was said, and we're in agreement, Cornelius said cocksucker. Whether it be Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Blades of Glory, and Old School. Spumoni! Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing. There's also a song played through the movie sung by Jackie Moon called "Love Me Sexy", and it is as funny a song as Will Ferrell can bring. It's eyeliner dummy. Semi-Pro is a funny film but it's really only semi-funny, whereas the rest of Ferrell's movies were hilarious romps. They love tender meat. Jackie Moon It's not a pet. : Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team. : Jackie Moon : No, no, now Lou, nobody called anyone a J.T. [to referee]  : Come on. A big bag of shit! [to Lou]  Three men, three dreams. Jackie Moon : : Spumone is a video game framework designed for learning engineering. Jackie Moon Jackie Moon : I haven't seen all of them but I heard they were all funny, mostly because of Will Ferrell's comedic brilliance. I'm coming in with crazy fists! Everybody panic! Use small children as shields, bears like soft tender meat. [to Monix]  [laughing]  Everybody panic! More info will be provided soon. Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! I think so. Jackie Moon: It's like the Titanic but with bears! A tough-minded point guard named Monix is at the end of his career; he's played on the champion Celtics but accepts a trade to Flint to be close to Lynn, the love of his life. Learn fucking English! : [to teammates]  Filming & Production : Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing. Bobby Dee Can dreams come true in Flint? When the trio learns that a merger is in the works that won't include the Tropics, they pull the team together to try to achieve the impossible. 26 of 44 people found this review helpful. Cornelius Banks I'm so excited I can't feel my arms! Jackie Moon My favorite moment in Semi-Pro is when Jackie Moon gets called on a foul by the ref (Also the church priest), and Jackie yells in his face an obscenity and "I'll kill your family!" There will be no refunds! Jackie Moon: SPUMONI! Jackie Moon $129.00 USD Quick shop. I'm fine. : : [jokingly aiming an unloaded gun at his head]  Lou Redwood Directed by Kent Alterman. Jackie Moon, the owner-coach-player of the American Basketball Association's Flint Michigan Tropics, rallies his teammates to make their NBA dreams come true. Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops, whom they idolize, only things don't quite go as planned. Three men, three dreams. : : : [Lou draws his gun and aims it at Cornelius]. View production, box office, & company info. However Jackie is told that in order to actually have a chance at getting into the NBA, the Tropics have to get at least 2000 fans in their stadium by deadlines. So Jackie hires a new team player named Monix (Woody Harrelson) who actually used to play for the NBA. . Jackie Moon: It's like the Titanic but with bears! In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl. I'll burn your house down! Semi-Pro takes place in the 1970s and is all about a small time basketball team named the Flint Michigan Tropics. We like playing games, don't we? Jackie Moon : Everybody panic! Dick Pepperfield Jackie Moon